Pearls From the Ocean

Hey!

Devaki from beautiful and sunny California. God. Teachers. Religion. Culture. Service. Volunteering. India. Family. Friends. Education. Colors. Life. Music. Laughter. Happiness.


I'm gonna be blogging about anything and everything that I find is relevant to my life.. which is quite a broad category of course. But someone I know says that you are a product of your environment. And I'd like to think I'm a pretty decent person :). But all of that just means that I live in a beautiful environment surrounded by family and friends who love me.

I'd like to thank you all for stopping by! Please enjoy this brief slice into my life.

And if any of you are interested in some brief puns I find quite amusing :)

They all come from punoftheday.com.
Feel free to check it out!

And one more thing,
I'd like to add a disclaimer. I will be reblogging or posting a lot of intellectual property of many people without being able to cite them properly. So please know that many of the pictures and music and quotes and such are not my own! They all belong to their respectful owners even if I cannot name them. Thank you :)

Now please feel free to enjoy these puns!

- When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.

- I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

- There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

- He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

fuckyeahpuns:

(via 9gag)

LOLOLOOLLL. 

Combines some of my favorite things:- Lord of the Rings, Puns, and nerdy jokes. <3 

  1. magkas reblogged this from tomarakial
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  4. thecurseofperfectdays reblogged this from fuckyeahpuns and added:
    If you get this your a nerd :D
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  8. saffronsugar reblogged this from natreidess and added:
    it is certainly not the nerdiest joke ever because I get it and I’m stupid
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  11. somethingwhovian reblogged this from flowerinyourextensions and added:
    I probably shouldn’t be laughing so much
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  13. natreidess reblogged this from slayerrr and added:
    Quite posibbly the nerdiest joke ever
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  16. pearlsfromtheocean reblogged this from fuckyeahpuns and added:
    LOLOLOOLLL. Combines some of my favorite things:- Lord of the Rings, Puns, and nerdy jokes.
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  19. blissbubbles reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    The nerd in me is amused.
  20. imnowhereforyoutiltheend reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    Di ko alam kung bakit bumenta sakin :))
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    Heh, eu nem gosto de Senhor dos Anéis… mas curti.
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    SCIENCE. of the computer variety
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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA